Pitch Slapped
The Pitch Slapped team, albeit of inferior physical size and strength, have mastered the ancient art of the pitch slap. A pitch slap is an open-handed strike delivered to a softball. It is a subtle, yet harsh way to make sure it gets the point that it is not worthy of the time it takes to bunch up a fist and hit it hard when a simple slap will do.
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Particularly, for those annoying pitches that just do not get the hint, and keep on and on at you, until provoked to pitch slap them. Sometimes, as the sun is setting, you may be lucky enough to see one of our team members poised with elbow bent, hand raised above head and their open palm striking downward in a chopping motion against a softball.
Too often, people get caught up in the outcome of a slo-pitch game and lose sight of the simple pleasures. Each member of the Pitch Slapped team accepts as truth that when a pitch annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pitch slap it!
Too often, people get caught up in the outcome of a slo-pitch game and lose sight of the simple pleasures. Each member of the Pitch Slapped team accepts as truth that when a pitch annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pitch slap it!
